My folly this time is thinking through my actions before completing them. Though, if I hadn't thought this through, who knows what the consequences would have been.
My Personal Ad:
Looking for a good home for a Never Removed From Box 29 year old.
Legal: Unfortunately, the previous claims are so spurious that we are unable to print them.
My Revised Personal Ad:
Seeking a good home for a former 29 year old in mint condition.
Legal: Ahem
My New Revised Personal Ad:
Former 29 year old in gently used condition needs a good home.
Legal: Gently Used?
My Next New Revised Personal Ad:
Slightly worn, former 29 year old is looking for a safe haven to rest her weary head.
Legal: We wash our hands of this.
My Amended Next New Revised Personal Ad:
Help! Someone get me out of here!
Legal: We apologize for what has obviously been the rantings of a slightly unhinged mind. This is, undoubtedly, the result of someone grounded on a lovely summer day.
I rarely grounded my children. It was more punishing for me than it was for them. Try an alternative method. I would love to have the slightly worn, former 29 year old who is looking for a safe haven to rest her weary head. Do you want me to come pick you up?
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